The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. -- Albert Einstein
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The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. -- Albert Einstein
“Any fool can make something complicated. It takes a genius to make it simple.”
― Woody Guthrie
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"If I see another king, I think I shall bite him!"
--The Great Theodore Roosevelt
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"If you don't do anything, you'll never make mistakes."
--Homer Simpson
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain
Sitting in church doesn't make you a Christian just as sitting in a garage doesn't make you a Chevrolet. -- Garrison Keillor
"My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing." -- Aldous Huxley.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody.
Maya Angelou
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. --Will Rogers