OK, that was funny, although perhaps a mite harsh. Still, as a Texan, I have to ask: What's wrong with asking a woman to wear her boots to bed? Maybe even with spurs?
OK, that was funny, although perhaps a mite harsh. Still, as a Texan, I have to ask: What's wrong with asking a woman to wear her boots to bed? Maybe even with spurs?
Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
WIFFLEBALL!
As a Californian, I have to say, I dunno, what's wrong with it?
When you're left out of the club, you know it. When you're in the club, you don't see what the problem is.
I am Green-Eyed.
48. Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your bootsOriginally Posted by northbayteky
on.
Personally, I've found both points open to negotiation, though I never really liked dressing up as a gladiator.
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Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
WIFFLEBALL!
I was talking about some of these jokes this afternoon with one of my shooting buddies, and he happened to mention that his wife recently had a pair of seashells tattooed on her inner thighs, and when she pressed them against his ears, he could taste the ocean.
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Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
WIFFLEBALL!
What is Forrest Gump password?
1Forrest1
Black guy dies, finds himself at the gates of Heaven, in front of St Peter.
St Peter asks him: "So what's your name?"
Afraid he might be left out due to racial discrimination, the guy replies "Leonardo DiCaprio"
St Peter looks confused, asks again... "What did you say?" - "My name is Leonardo DiCaprio" the guy replies...
St Peter starts scratching his head, then moments later he picks up the phone... "Excuse me boss, I have a dilemma here... I can't remember what happened with the Titanic... did it sink or did it burn?"
what kind of candy do you get when you feed a monkey dynamite?
rhesus pieces
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