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    Everything is bigger in Texas - including beer

    Put this next to your chair and you will be able to make it through all the football games on Sunday without having to get up to go get another beer.

    http://www.brewbound.com/news/2014/e...leases-99-pack

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    Awesome.

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    You'd still have to get up to pee.

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    Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
    WIFFLEBALL!

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    ...and at $1/beer, its a deal! They might be hard to find. Local news says there's a grand total of 20 99-packs in existence at the moment. If I wasn't so damn broke I might make the drive up to find one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatalException0E View Post
    ...and at $1/beer, its a deal! They might be hard to find. Local news says there's a grand total of 20 99-packs in existence at the moment. If I wasn't so damn broke I might make the drive up to find one.
    So, you aren't down in Central Texas anymore? Wassup?
    Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
    WIFFLEBALL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatalException0E View Post
    ...and at $1/beer, its a deal! They might be hard to find. Local news says there's a grand total of 20 99-packs in existence at the moment. If I wasn't so damn broke I might make the drive up to find one.
    Maybe your doctor will write you a prescription and then insurance can pay for it. I think beer is good for the heart.

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    Oops! I have the wrong Texan. You did not just have heart surgery. Oh well, get the prescription anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinnacle-Project View Post
    Maybe your doctor will write you a prescription and then insurance can pay for it. I think beer is good for the heart.
    OK, you might have had the wrong Texan in mind, but I think your heart is in the right place. Beer probably isn't good for cardiac health, but mental health is a different issue.
    Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
    WIFFLEBALL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinnacle-Project View Post
    Oops! I have the wrong Texan.
    Needed to add that there are no wrong Texans. Just ask any of us.
    Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
    WIFFLEBALL!

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