Hell hath no fury like a lawyer who can't access his email at 3:00AM.
No, you're wrong. This is Tax Season, and about six of my largest accounts are accountants or tax attorneys. On a scale of 1 to 10, I bet that attorney can't even break 5.
Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is... WIFFLEBALL!