Quote Originally Posted by slgrieb View Post
Clem and Luke had been friends since grade school, but after they graduated High School, Luke went to the University of Texas at Austin to study law, and Clem went to Texas A&M to major in Animal Husbandry, because he really wanted to be a pig farmer.

Nevertheless, they stayed in contact, and they both lived their dream. Luke had a successful law practice, Clem was a successful hog producer. They hadn't seen each other in a few years, but one day Luke called up Clem and said, "I'm taking two weeks off, and I want to come visit the farm."

So, a few days later Luke shows up at the farm, and it's just like old times again. The next morning, Clem wakes up Luke to help with the chores, and they drive the pigs to a large grove of oak tree. Then Clem picks up one of the hogs and holds it up into the oak tree while it eats acorns. Then he puts down the pig and repeats the routine with another hog.

So Luke says, "What are you doing?"

Clem says, "I'm feeding the hogs acorns. They are free, very nutritious, and the pigs like 'em"

Luke says, "Well, I get that, but isn't it pretty time consuming?"

"I guess it is," replied Clem, "but Hell, what's time to a pig?"


I dont get it