"Religion was invented when the first conman met the first fool." - Mark Twain
"Religion was invented when the first conman met the first fool." - Mark Twain
From Mexican revolutionary Emiliano Zapata Salazar, "I would rather die on my feet than live my life on my knees."
Yes, Mr. Death... I'll play you a game! But not CHESS !!! BAH... FOOEY! My game is...
WIFFLEBALL!
"I only backed into him twice, that shouldn't count" - One of my customers
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and the government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain
When you're left out of the club, you know it. When you're in the club, you don't see what the problem is.
I am Green-Eyed.