LOL. Reminds me of another funny thing my FIL does. He gets all excited about "senior citizens discounts" so he drives about 20 miles round-trip to a local chip factory to buy chips there because he gets 10% off and the retail stores don't offer the discount. On a $7.50 box of chips he saves 75 cents over what he'd pay in the store......and drives 20 miles to get it!